Sunday conundrum

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/07/2019 at 14:52 • Filed to: None

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I want to eat bacon.

I have bacon that I could eat.

I just spent all morning cleaning and bacon makes a huge mess.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:04

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Go eat bacon


Kinja'd!!! random001 > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:06

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The answer is, of course, always bacon.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:15

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Do you have an air fryer?  They help contain the mess.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:17

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Bake it in the oven.  Much less mess. 


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:19

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Bake bacon in the oven, aluminum foil underneath


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:29

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I’m also in the oven camp. Less mess, and pulled at the right moment just the most perfect texture.

If it's good enough for Epic Meal Time...


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:33

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put a lid on the frying pan......


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > LOREM IPSUM
04/07/2019 at 15:37

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Does it not just explode all over the oven instead? I’d honestly rather scrub the stove top again than clean the oven.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:38

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The one time I did use the oven for bacon, it did not exploderize.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > CTSenVy
04/07/2019 at 15:39

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Loooollllll no. I’m out of outlets, cabinet space, and countertop space. I only have a microwave because the office upgraded. 


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:45

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It doesn’t 


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:45

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It’s more of a slow sizzle than the snapping and popping of a frying pan. I can’t promise anything, but probably not as bad as you’re expecting.

If you’re really concerned you may be able to loosely tent the cookie sheet with foil , or use a splatter screen if you have one. I’ve never tried either, so I’d do some googling first just to make sure it’s not going to cause more problems than it’s solving, but an idea anyway. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > smobgirl
04/07/2019 at 15:52

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Go make bacon, but follow the best life advice that I can give you:

Never make bacon naked.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > smobgirl
04/10/2019 at 17:55

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I toaster oven my bacon...